Theories on 'Bikes' and 'Frames'

Subtitle: "A Frame-Frame Anyone?"

"Anyone else's instrument is always a 'frame'. What I have are 'bikes'. Thusly, it always makes sense for me to say, 'Hey why don't you buy a bike from me? How many miles did you get in on that crappy 'frame' you call a bike, this week?' etc. Of course, I have the power to add value, and convert other persons' 'frames' into 'bikes', pretty much, at will, and, typically, after I sell a 'bike', the new owners usually  convert it back into a 'frame,' before too long."*

I had to get that off of my chest, after some people I know, referred to a track bicycle, merely, as a 'frame'.